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The internet is currently not working properly. This is due to the Republican-led House of Representatives being a bunch of whiny, arrogant turds.

Please try the following:

• Check to see if you have a stable internet connection
• Go on a murderous rampage of Republican congressmen
• Kill everyone in the USA who doesn't have insurance, or may one day have a child who will grow up to not have insurance, thus eliminating the need for Obamacare

If this doesn't work, please try again later in the vain hope that certain Republican fuckwads will have either used some common sense, or had the good grace to die a slow and painful death.

We apologise for any inconvenience, however the House of Representatives emphatically does not, and would like you to know that "We're still getting paid, so FUCK YOU poor people HAHAHAHA"